Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

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Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.