Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What do they say when a woman falls over?

FULL SPEED AHEAD!" Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch v=OA8TlOsVw#t=82

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

eFISHancy!

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!