What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What do you call it when batman plays hooky from church?

Christian Bale

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The position of the dirtbag.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)

What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...