What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

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What language do pigs speak?

Depends on which country they're from.

Where do flying pigs land?

the airpork!