What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

How can you always be such a happy person?

I never argue with people. - That's impossible! - You're right! That's impossible.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.