What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

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Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What do you call two fruits that can't get married?

Cantaloupes

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.

Argue Jokes More Argue Jokes

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What does the devil say to hell rejects?

Why don't you fork off

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.