What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

How do Japanese politicians say they got their positions?

With erections.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

Vacuum Jokes More Vacuum Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Dirtbag Jokes More Dirtbag Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

Harley Davidson Jokes More Harley Davidson Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover vaccuum?

The position of the dirt bag.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag