What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

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What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.