What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

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Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.