How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

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Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!