How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

What's long and hard and screws people?

An exam.

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How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

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How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb