How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It's not a bulb it's a globe.

How man nihilists does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn't matter.

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans"

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!