How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many climate change deniers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

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What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

anonagon.

Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.