A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
Lightbulb.
EOM
One
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
They admit de feet.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!