How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: What's a light bulb

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You pa- pa- poker face, pa- pa- poker face!