What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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In a photo albumen...

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Omelette, fam

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Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

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Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!