What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

Omeletteyoufinish -stolen from raininginreverse on tumblr.

Turnt Jokes More Turnt Jokes

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up