What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

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What' chu want fam?

The Vietnamese person replies, "How do you know my name "

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

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What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

What is an omelette?

A small Buddhist.

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Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD