Turnt Jokes

What does an egg say when he's getting turnt?

Omelette!!

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What does an egg say when it gets turnt?

Omelette

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why couldn't 5 stop drinking?

Because it was 2 turnt up

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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Turn 19

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Why do white girls walk in groups of odd numbers?

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Because he's an Xboxer.

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He turns off the PlayStation.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Om Jokes More Om Jokes

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed.

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What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.