Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What did one plane said to the other plane?

Can I crash at your place

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

Why does snoop dog need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle....

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.