Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.