Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

Why did the chess master order a Russian bride?

He needed a Chech mate!

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.