Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle