Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How do people in Nor Cal get around?

Hella copters

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!