Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

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How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

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What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

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Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

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What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

Why didn't the buzzard have any luggage on the airplane?

Because he ate his carrion.