What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

envelope

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

How do bank robbers send messages?

By flee mail!

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby