What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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Where does Iron man get his e-mail?

Fe-mail

What did C say to E?

She wants the D.

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What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.

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Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon?

It doesn't need cleaning

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

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How do mountainers send messages?

By ski-mail.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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Why must you question everything I say!?

Everything " I replied

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby