Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"?

5-5-2-2."

Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

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How many shaves does it take to remove all a persons pubic hair?

A brazillion!

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

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What is Australian cuisine called?

Prison food

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

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When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I've got a bone to pick with you !