To stop getting confused as feminists
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Elopping shears
So they don't get mistaken for feminists.
So people don't confuse them for feminists.
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
So they don't have hairballs!
So you can tell them apart from feminists.
Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.
So that you can tell them apart from feminists
Because he rarely shaved the balls.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Look for the one with shaved legs....
A barber!
They don't have to go through as many obsticles.
Occam's razor
Me: I just told you...
Three more payments and I'll be able to shave
It grows a Moostache.
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
Constable
So he could badly go where no man has gone before.
Shear madness.
After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"
A barber
A bearded collie!
I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that
They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists
A brazillion!
Odder... Sorry
A: A barber.
He kept trying to shave the princess.
Because he always uses a razor.
A sumo shaves their legs.
So that they don't get mistaken for feminists
A barber.
Just kidding, just wanted to rile a few people up. But if you want to have a punchline contest, feel free.
A stutterer.
When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...
The pencil is better. It has a point.
They work it out with a pencil.
Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.
Because it was for chair-ity
Rise up lights
Opens the car door.
You're-a-peein"
OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
She kept running away from the ball
Food's on me tonight.
The food!
Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.
You don't - they're born that way.
