How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Moment Jokes More Moment Jokes

What happens once in a minute and twice in a moment but never in a decade?

A: The letter "m."

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.