How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

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What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

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Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls