So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
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If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.
A pool table.
Jiggle its balls
Even the pool tables have no balls
tickle its balls.
Rick O'Shay
You have a shot with a pool table.
Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.
Not even the pool table has balls
I don't know.
Me: Approximately 50-60 IQ points.
Tickled.
They tickle the goat on the chin.
He shreds.
Rattle-snakes.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
He saw a tree.
Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California.
Because their horns don't work!
Because they are usually done after one or two shots.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
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