What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

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What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

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What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

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What will it be!?

The Muslim replies, "Shots for everyone!"

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.

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How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.