What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

What is more inappropriate than a 7 year old saying "I drink coffee"?

Her saying "I drink it black, like my men"

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

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What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What happened to the Polish National Library?

A: Someone stole the book.

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Why the wrong face?

the bartender says.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.