What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

What did the alcoholic Dad, away on business, say to the bartender at the hotel bar?

I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either