How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

How do you request another Mormon wife?

Brigham Young