How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why don't people drink pig's milk?

Because its a bit too sow...

What do you call a 16th-century seer who drinks straight out of the can?

No-straw-damus! (please be gentle on me as you berate me.)

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Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

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What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do monks, rabbis, and Mormon priests have in common with brains?

The all tend to be found enclosed within temples.