Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

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What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

How often do I drink Blue Moon?

Once in awhile.

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What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A game of thrones.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.