One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Stephen Hawking - unplugged
I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.
I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
To hold his pants up.
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them