How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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Bock Goodale

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Nothing, she's fine.

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I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Hold all and howdoor

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Yo can I crash at your place?

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One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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The earth revolves around me.

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.