What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

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What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.