What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.