What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.