What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

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What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.