What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.