Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.
One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon
A couple of weeks
Let's go fishing
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!
Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)
The punchline
I'll tell you guys later.
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
They both think the other one gets laid more.
I wish his hands were made of stone."
