What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

What's the difference between a white bodybuilder and a black bodybuilder?

A white bodybuilder has 6 packs whereas a black bodybuilder has 2 pac

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between three black guys and a joke?

Your mom can't take a joke.

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Marry Guy Jokes More Marry Guy Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

Single Guy Jokes More Single Guy Jokes

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.