How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

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How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why was 8 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

What is green, has 8 wheels, and flies?

A garbage truck

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.