Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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What do Santa and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kids rooms with an empty sack

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

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Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)