Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call martial arts for cows?

Mooey Thai.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.