Why couldn't the cow leave the farm?

She was pasteurized!

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field?

Because the steaks were too high!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Pasteurize Jokes More Pasteurize Jokes

What did the bull say to the green eyed cow?

I can't get pasteurize.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)