What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened when Canada got rid of the penny?

Canadians became *penniless*

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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