What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

Udder Destruction Jokes More Udder Destruction Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.