What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !