What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?

tape velcro to the ceiling.

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!