What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

What the hell?

Why are you skipping numbers girl 1: Because I can't even!!!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road ?

To render buildings on the other side

What do you call a Muslim standing between two buildings?

Ali

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.