What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow ?

Reality. I'll show myself out now...

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Why are u home so early?

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Why did the console cross the road?

To render the buildings on the other side

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Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why don't cows simply run away from their farms?

Because they don't have enough sta**moo**na