What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Previous Random Joke Next

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What does a terrorist and a soccer player have in common?

Mossack Fonseca.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

Allahu Jokes More Allahu Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What animal lives on the farm and says "moo"?

A bilingual chicken

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.