What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

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What did the terrorist say about his popular reddit post?

I didn't expect this to blow up like it did!*

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

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What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What do you call a brown guy in between two buildings?

Ali.

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What starts with an A and has a boom at the end?

Allahu akbar

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

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What lives on a farm and says moo?

a bilingual chicken

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

A: E-I-E-I-O.