What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

What do you call ten German men standing abreast, walking backward?

OC A receeding Herr line.

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What is Snoopy's favorite Japanese dish?

Snushi.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ?

Althea in court!

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.