What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

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What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

What's the most dangerous animal in Africa?

Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)

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Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

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What kind of girls date firefighters?

Hose.

What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

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What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.