Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

Why do Communist Dictators have trouble getting their work done on time?

They're way too into Stalin

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate?

with an en croissant

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What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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What state has the highest cell phone bills?

A: Text-us

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

Why did the poor man sell yeast?

He wanted to make some doe!