Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Knead Jokes More Knead Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Text Jokes More Text Jokes

What is ISIS's favorite type of text?

Is the answer: A: Heading B: Heading C: Heading

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Doe Jokes More Doe Jokes

What did the Doe say when she came out of the woods?

I'm not doing that again for two bucks.

What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...