Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.