What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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How many Polish people does it take to be pallbearers at a funeral?

Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...