What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...