What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

How many men from the US swim team does it take to open a door?

Just one if its lochte'd

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What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get?

A melon collie!

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.