What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.