What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

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What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it?

A casket

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

What's the key to finding love?

Rohypnol

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What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.