What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

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How do you pick up a feminist?

Like a bowling ball.

What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What kind of music does an inspired Latin fish listen to?

Carp E.D.M. Credit to my friend for this one.