What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

What do you get if you cross a black man with an octopus?

I don't know, but it's damn good at picking cotton.

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What kind of container is appropriate for noble gases?

An innertube.

What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.