What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A: A light house.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.

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What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

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What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.