What kind of wine does Bruce Lee pair with a fish dinner?

None, he just has some WATAH!

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What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?

Ruth-less.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

What was Bruce Lee's favorite hotel?

HYATT!!!