What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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Bacon would go up!

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Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

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What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song?

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.