What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

removed

Promise Jokes More Promise Jokes

How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?

None--He'll only promise "change."

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Nigel Farage Jokes More Nigel Farage Jokes

Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.