What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

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What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."