What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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What do you call a fart from an Egyptian stranger?

Toot uncommon

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff