Why was 9 afraid of 10?

Because 10 11 12.

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What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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How many times does 43 go into 9?

The priest won't tell you, but *he knows*.

What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad