How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Previous Random Joke Next

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days