How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.