Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb."

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call an angry Reddit mod?

deleted

Why don't SJWs like Reddit?

It's a real cispool.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.