Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

What's Canada's intelligence agency called?

The C.I. Eh

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't R2D2 walk?

Because he has MS-DOS

How many more times will I watch "A Walk To Remember" tonight?

As Mandy Moore times as I want to.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

A: You make my temperature rise.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the wizard ask a pretty chick to throw a heavy box on him ?

Not just the hard on............ it would've made him more flexible

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Hot Jokes More Hot Jokes

What is the hottest part of a man's face?

His sideburns.

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.