Hot Day Jokes

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

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Hot Jokes More Hot Jokes

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Why did the terrorist go to Sonic?

To have a Blast!

3 Hour Jokes More 3 Hour Jokes

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!"

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do cows wear when they're vacationing in Hawaii?

Moo moos

Hot Summer Day Jokes More Hot Summer Day Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you