What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

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What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

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Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

What is the hottest part of a man's face?

His sideburns.