What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

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Where did the Martian put his teacup?

On his flying saucer.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

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What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

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What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag?

3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot