How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

Why Did The Blind Student Get an F On His Paper?

He didn't sight sources.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Teacup Jokes More Teacup Jokes

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

What did the saucer say to the teacup?

You have a hot bottom.