Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.
Sleep at night
Slipknot
Tufaloffahsofa
Namaste (better to say it aloud)
Husband: I will go mad with grief. Wife (a bit glad): You wouldn't remarry, would you Husband: You never know. A mad man can do anything!
Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.